Why men Will not Stop Visiting Kinyozi Every Weekend!

She’ll stand behind you, hold you like this, gently push your head against her comfy chest, hold your gaze in the mirror and ask you ‘hapo uko sawa?’

You’ll answer ‘eeh’

‘It’s been a while, kwani umepotelea wapi?’ this, she’ll ask while gently massaging cheeks, chin and the occasional hand dropping down your t-shirt/shirt

‘Nimekua Tu around’ you answer, struggling to stay in control. Also, you most probably won’t remember her because you’ve never seen her here. But, you don’t want to be rude or sound cocky.

Then, she’ll lean closer, terrorising your sinuses and say ‘I thought umenisahau’ and again lock your eyes in the mirror.

You’ll swallow hard, because there will be a part of you getting hard. ‘Ni shugli zimekua mingi, but Mimi niko’ you’ll answer, trying to mask the lust in your voice.

‘Tumefurahia kukuona’ she’ll say while massaging your head. You’ll probably not hear this since you’ll be thinking about how good her hands would feel around your other head.

You’ll relax on the seat a little and she’ll ask ‘Uko sawa ama kiti inakifunya?’

‘Niko sawa’ you’ll answer, you’ll probably like the way she pronounced the word ‘finya’ sababu right now, ungetaka Sana kumfinya.

Still playing with your head (the wrong one in this case) she’ll again run a hand inside your shirt and say ‘By the way, tunaoffer pia massage, tuifanye leo ama?’

By the time you’ll be leaving here, you will have probably spent 3K on a very simple hair cut.

Wanaume watafika Binguni wakiwa wamechoka Sana, saaana!!